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Week Three (a few weeks late...we're really sorry)
Question # 3
Would you rather live in a world where the hand shake was replaced by the act of grabbing another's genitalia, giggling, and bouncing up and down OR where all international disputes are settled by mean of breakdancing contests?
"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it.
Joke of the Week
Three strings walk into a bar. The first string goes up to the bartender and asks for three whiskeys. The bartender looks down at the string and says, "Sorry, buddy - we're not allowed to serve drinks to strings in here."
The second string steps up to see what's the matter. "We're paying customers, and we demand three whiskeys!" he grumbles.
The bartender says, "Listen, fella - I'm just following the rules. No strings allowed in here."
The two strings sulk back to the table and tell the third string, who really gets angry. "I know how to handle this!" he growls as he begins to double over and tie himself into a messy tangle. Swaggering up to the bar with strands flailing in every direction, he shouts, "Bartender! I want three whiskeys, and I want them NOW!"
The bartender casts a suspicious look and asks, "Hey... Aren't you one of those strings that came in here earlier?"
The tangled-up little guy shrugs and states confidently, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
Week Two
Question # 2
Why do people point to their wrist when they need to know what time it is but they don't point to their crotch when they need to know where the restroom is?
*A big shout out to Pete for supplying this weeks question...your t-shirt is in the mail.
"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat here's a good saying to help: "black and white stinks all right, tabby-colored likes a fella."
Joke of the Week
Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach to the War on Bird Flu," President Bush launched a nuclear attack on Turkey today. He said the Canary Islands are next...
* A great big thanks to Brad for a joke he submitted, while we liked it, one of us didn't get it at first so we can't use it...but not to worry your partying gift is on its way!!!
Week One
Question #1
If your wildest dreams came true would I/we be in them?
"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!
Joke of the Week
Did you hear that the Pope has the bird flu? No? He got it from his cardinals!
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Saturday Night Live featuring......
Chels, Andi, Suz, Amy (all pictured above), Goro, Julie, Margaret
......including cameos by John and Suzanne
So, we finally ventured outside of our cozy little hood and over to Rush and Division for a night out. After some good eats at PJ Clarks we headed to The Lodge, known best for its jukebox and chilled atmosphere. The frosty beverages, peanuts and shells everywhere, and open air seating created the ideal atmosphere for a fantabulous Saturday night out!
It seems like we can't go wrong in Chicago. We have yet to be disappointed by any of our adventures. Everywhere we've been thus far has proved to deliver a good time......good company, good food, good drinks, and lots of laughs. We're not the only ones who feel this way either. It seems like everyone we meet and talk to feels the exact same way. There is much love for Chicago. It is one of the, if not the, greatest city!
While a fun filled night was had by all, there are always lessons learned. Here are a few from this weekend:
- things always take a little longer than expected, especially when traveling
- waitresses don't really enjoy splitting a bill seven ways on seven different credit cards
- it is never a smart idea to throw peanuts at police officers or to tell them you have seven unpaid parking tickets
- it isn't a good idea to take your shoes off in a dirty, dirty parking garage and walk around
- it is not very attractive to yell "goodbye" to a police officer as you fall over
- never end a night without water and a few aspirin
Those are a few things we learned this weekend. I am sure there will be more to come, but we can't learn everything in one weekend!
Girls' Night Out
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