Survival Kit: 1 can of black beans, 6 pack of Corona, 1 pound of Starbucks Fair Trade coffee beans, and a 6 pack of Skinny Cow mint ice cream bars.
These served as my pals during my long 3-day weekend alone in the apartment minus the "andi" to my "Ch". Not to sound completely co-dependent, incapable, or unimaginative, but it was quite a lonely weekend. I have lived alone at several points in my life and over the span of a number of years, so it's not being alone that was the issue. What was the issue was being without someone who is as lively and fun as Andi. There was a noticeable absence while she was gone. While my buddies above are alright, they do not hold a candle to Mo! So, Lafayette or Indy or Francesville you can't have her anymore!
Ok...just kidding....but I wanna come too! Ok...kidding again 'cause that's really pathetic! I guess I am just going to have to buck it up and become a better person!
FYI: I heart black beans!


2 comments:
well, i heart chels! even without the andi...
Ok, new joke. This one will go over well in Chicago.
Joke: Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.
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